Going to the USA

So yeah i'm in the US right now for on of my yearly visit to my parents. Chilling in Virginia just outside of DC. Snows been crazy here... but not going to tell you about the US but more my time spent on traveling to the US.

So my journey always starts in Copenhagen, going to Kastrup Airport with my backpack and 2 almost empty suitcases (which has be refilled with goodies on my return). There us to be the long check in lines that pissed me off but the self check in and baggage drop has become really effect so that a plus. oh shit almost forgot, the night before i leave i have to fill out some online US entry form answering mundane questions like were you or had you had a relationship with nazis during world war 2 or are you a or have you ever been a terrorist...Im sure terrorist are thinking "you know what, yes i am. Can i come to the US now ^^".

Anywho check in is a blast and the security controls as good as it can go after a security guard is done manhandling my man rejoin and i go over to grab an issue off Empire of the stands to catch up on my movie intel and get one last danish hotdog. (i have a tradition of eating one before i leave and when i arrive)

So i'm at my gate 20 min later and we're getting ready to board. and this is where the douche bags start showing up. The flight attendents call out buiness class, then economy rows 40 to 46, im in 43 so i get in line, and over HALF of the people in line are people who arent in those rows. I spot this one idiot whos got row 23. Yes ass whole go in early and start a fucking hold up in the middle of the plan so we have to wait for your sorry ass put your roll bag in the overhead compartment. They're doing this to make it all go quicker.. idiots. but yeah i can live with it cause im use to travel noobs.

So i get in, i get an isle seat on the left side of the plan next to an older lady, which i'm glad cause i'm normally put next to some huge sweaty fat guy. (now its probably my turn to be the sweaty fat guy).. shes nice, we have a quick convo on where we're going and bla bla. then we're off and i can to endure 7 hours of flight time. Sitting in cheap seats suck, but i sleep most of the time except for bathroom breaks. Where i realize that the lady only goes to the bathroom when i get up to go, like she doesn't want to ask me to let her out but waits until i go. So i tell her if you wanna get out just ask, ands shes all like no no i didn't want to wake you. So im thinking "god, wtf if you wanna pee tell me to get up."

OK so we land in DC, and i have to go through customs like everyone else and i've filled out my pretty green form and blue/grey one. And this is where stupid people surprise me again. So im there in line ready to go to the imigration officer and i see people who have to get their fingerprints scanned not to be able to distinguish their left hand from their right. it goes right fingers, right thumb, left fingers, left thumb. I can understand the first mix up with going for your left hand. But after scanning your right thumb and going for the right fingers again What the hell... you just used that hand. and its not like it was 1 person... think i saw 6-7people do it.

Argh... so i finally get my turn, smile. Act all nice. Scan my fingers and leave... get my luggage and run through the arrive doors into the arms of my caring mother and bros and get driven home and fed!

THE END

First Attempt at my own Webcomic

What you think people ? Goal is being random and writing about things i have thought of or talked about with people.

Drinkings games/burnt burger/3hour walk/no sleep

So it was Friday and Mads from 3B told me that he was having a little drinking night for the boys in his big bros apartment in Nørrebro. I start the afternoon off by getting Gøgler at the boarding school and go to my place where i make him dinner and we watch old kid shows. After laughing at stupid looking kids we get our shit together and make our way to the station to grab a train to Nørreport.

When we get their and start walking up the stairs to the bus stops we're bombarded with Suspekt "Sut den op fra Slap" (hard to translate to english but roughly, suck me off until i get hard) playing from a DJ booth that had been set up right in front of the Station entrance. Next to the DJ booth was a little bar giving out free drinks. We found out that it had been organised by DSB opening up the winter season where trains run all night Fridays and Saturday.

Anyways Gøgler and I grab a bus and later arrive at Mads bros place. We're met with open arms and the sounds of bottle caps coming off beer bottles and we sit down to play some drinking games. So we go on with that for a few hours, smoke a few smokes, down quite a few bottles and take some shots. The conversation slowly becomes more typical of drunk young men as it goes from jokes and stories too, "Could you fuck her?"

So at around 3, after Mads and Anders have gone to bed. Marc, Mikkel, Gøgler and I decide that its would be an awesome idea to go for a walk. So we get ready and stick a few beers into our pockets. This little walk ends up lasting 3 hours where we walk aaaall the fucking way to Copenhagen City Hall. There to give our little trip a purpose we decide to buy a burger from burger king. Sooo we find a bench at eat our burgers which to my despair i find mine is burnt. (how the fuck do you burn a burger king burger....wtf) But anyways while eating some guys start shouting and arguing and pushing. :D free entertainment, so we starting putting bets on who would win. Sadly some bystanders stopped the fight before it reached its high point. disgrunted we start our walk back to the apartment. All our feet started to hurt and we arrive at the apartment at 7:20 to try and sleep before we have to get up at 8:00 and leave.

The boys go dead in the living room and i find a little corner in front of the bathroom to fall asleep. I get awoken by some annoying ass alarm and we in a zombie-like state move into the car so i can get driven home and mads, mikkel and marc can do some sports arrangement for the rest of the day.

I finally get home at 9:10 and sleep until 5:45 pm. MMMMMH so well deserved....

Daniels 18th Bday: Bowling + Beer Towers = Running naked in Ballerup

So this goes back to last year where Daniel had invited the boys for Bowling Night for his 18th birthday. We start the night at his play with a few crates of beer. Charlie and Cody are already a little fucked by the time i arrive. So we drink for an hour or two. While getting ready to go we

come to the conclusion that Morfar is a jew because he came to a drinking night with the boys with 16 kr and hoped that he could get us to pay for him.

So yes then we fill up Daniel's dad's van with 9 guys and move out to the bowling hall in Ballerup. We get there and by a few beer towers and drinks and bowl for a good 2 to 3 hours. Never bowled a better game in my life. 5 strikes in a row, maybe i should drink and bowl more often. So we keep on going and when we done bowling we sit and drink some more until we feel that we've had enough. Daniel calls his dad and he says he'll pick us up in the next 30 min.

We start packing our things and search and find Charlie drunk in the bathroom. We get outside and i start snapping pics of people. Charlie rolling on the floor trying to put his pants on that he had taken off for some reason. We then realized he still had the bowling shoes on so he was stealing them.

I look away from Charlie and find Cody, drunk as fuck, in the middle of the road controlling traffic that wasn't there. I laugh like hell and start walking over to the other boys and find them for some reason rolling Luca in tape while he was texting somebody.

He doesn't really seem to notice what the fuck is happening till suddenly he explodes with energy and throws all his cloths off revealing a blue manthong with a pink take and starts dancing. Charlie see this and after finally getting his pants on he decides to throw everything off and dance with Luca too. This ends up with them both being completely naked in Ballerup in the middle of the night carrying the birthday boy around.

So this is when Daniels Dad arrives and just sits there with a big WTF look on his face. We get cloths on the boys and move them into the car. The rest of the night is a drunken haze where the last i remember is us at Daniels place where Charlie tries to stick a Kims Chips Screw to his foreskin. Interesting night :D

You know who sucks....Vegetarians

Vegetarians have pissed me off for a loooong time. Ok not all vegetarians, i can live with the people that have proper reasons like "i dont like meat" or "i feel its a cleaner way of living". Good for you, your making your own choices, more meat for me. :D

What i really hate are those annoying ass monkeys that have to trying and make me feel bad everytime i want to eat a burger or sandwich.

Annoying ass: -"How can you eat that?? Do you know how those animals are treated??"

Annoyed Will: -"I dont know, but whatever they doing they should keep it up. this tastes good"

Worst argument ive ever heard was "Don't eat meat, its some animals child. Its like if you were eating one of your friends kids." WTF!! Ok first: As much as i love cows and think they're a majestic animal, i don't see us having a functional friendly relationship. Second: Theres a different between cannibalism and being on top of the food chain. Its natural for us to eat meat, don't fuck with the circle of life! Don't fuck with nature in general. What about lions and other predators, are you gonna tell them to stop eating meat and say "now now, you have to get along :D heres a flower, eat it instead.

Anyways, anyone is intitled to have their own opinions and im all up for the freedom of speech but don't ruin my meal just because you feel like saving some little chicken somewhere on some farm.

You know who sucks.... Superman

Do you know who sucks and has kind of pissed me off for quite a long time. Superman. He is just one of the most annoying super heroes out there. He has super strength and invincibility. Ive never understood the whole he also has x-ray vision, laser eyes and freezing breath thing?? Where the fuck does that come from? So he gets his powers from the yellow suns ray, yeah ok cool sound ok. But little green rocks scare the shit out of him and turn him from master of the universe to a sick man with constipation.

His whole personality is kinda douchey too, i mean if you had so much power stop being a fucking jackass and go all out some times. Theres been so many times in comics and cartoons where he gets his ass kicked and his friends get hurt and then when some ones almost about to die hes starts going "ok fine, NOW i wont hold back"

He is to much of a fucking boyscout. Get some balls and show some fucking dominace. Thats why i love the RED SON story (its about superman if he had landed in the USSR instead of the US and becomes a communist and he ends up taking over the world and becoming Big Brother. Read it, its awesome)

He also looks kinda gay. what the hell is that shitty curl he has. Go Bone Superboy already.

Dont get me started on Smallville. Ok later on in the series Clark Kent becomes cool, but hes pretty much a douche for the first few seasons. and the supporting characters kinda suck too. OMFG Lois in annoying as hell.

MARVEL is just so much better then DC.

Anyways all im saying is Superman, grow some balls and be the awesome badass you have the potential to be.

p.s. why the hell did they make a superdog ????? (o_O)

The Coolin' Shot Glass Story

So this is the story of the Coolin' Shot glass. This story starts on the last night of our school trip to Paris which also happen to be the night before my 19th Birthday. So the night starts with all 3 classes on the trip finishing dinner and making way to an Irish pub called Coolin' that we(frede, ask, mathias, morfar, stas, celina and i) had found the night before. So we get there and start by sitting outside enjoying a few cold carlsbergs and desperados. After that we all go inside and decide that we are now going to take a few absinthe shots since they not that expensive. After ive done maybe 2-3 shots i get served a few beers and i am told that theres only a few minutes before my birthday. So at just a little after 12 i get birthday songs in English, danish and a very distorted one in French. When i'm done downing the few beers i've gotten we have to run and make the last train back to where our hotel was.

So we rush into the train and we're all happy and drunk singing and having fun. at one point i notice that jose and some others get off the train and she looks like she feels like shit. We later find out she ends up going to the hospital to almost get the alcohol pumped out of her system. Thats what happens when you down a few shots of absinthe and drinks almost right after each other.

Anyways so we're on the train and happily singing when a dude walks onto the train with a guitar and starts playing "Wonderwall" and then we go crazy happy and sing our hearts out.

So once we get to where our hotel is we go to the bar close by that loves us since we drink a lot compared to their normal customers. and we have fun there for a few hours and get even more drunk. Theres some drama at some point but we still have fun. So at around 3-4ish Morfar, Ask and I go back to our room. And Morfar decides to pull out some south of france spirit that he got from his mom to days before.

The south of france spirit

and out of his other pocket he pulls out a shot glass and gives it to me saying "This is the glass we took absinthe shots in and its your birthday present." I smile like a little kid and say lets do this. So i take a shot, ask takes one, martin takes one. Ask goes to bed. I take a shot, morfar takes a shot, i take a shot, etc... After a few shots i decide " Hey, i'm gonna go to bed now " so i fall onto the bed and martin continues taking shots until he finishes the bottle.

maybe an hour later my eyes pop open and i think to myself "fuck, i have to puke....No wait... i dont... wait yes yes i do, i do..... no...noo...nooooooooo i dont...." i continue arguing with myself until i decide to slowly get up and walk to the bathroom. as i make my way slooowly i slip on a shoe fall and smack head first into the wall. This sets the systems going and i feel food and alcohol from the last few hours start rising up again so i rush and open the door of the toilet and explode. I hit everything but the toilet. when i was done i look down, think to myself... fuuuck me.

The next thing i remember is someone banging on out door shouting "YO we have to leave in 10 min" I get up and the first thing i think is "why the fuck am i naked" i wake up Morfar and Ask and start throwing some cloths on and everything else into my bag. i sit on the bed to get my socks on and then i realize that the bed is wet. i don't have time to think more about it so i rush and we make it in time even though we left a few socks, underwear and beer bottles in the room.

So get down and everyone that joined us last night looks like shit. All we had to do that day was listen to a presentation at the Danish Church on Champ d'Elysees. On our way their Morfar comes up to me and says

"dude, ive only slept 2 hours and im still drunk and..... i think i pissed in the bed"

and i respond

"ok...... so thats why the bed was wet....so i was sitting in your piss..... you know what.... i'm to tired to care"

the rest of the day we spend walking at a slow wobbly pace to the church, then danish embassy, Macdonalds and the airport back to wonderfully Denmark.

So now in memory of that night, every time Morfar and I are gonna drink and we're at my place, we always take shots with that glass and retell the story if someone who doesn't know it is present.

Argh i miss it. Love you Morfar !!!

J-dag + Halloween

So J-dag is over and done with for this year but what an eventful night it was. For me the night started off down at the boarding school in Stenhuset together with Frede, Mat, Hageko, Ask, Leif, Mat's girlfriend and my three new friends Benjamin, Mathias and Romain. As always we started the night off by drinking and getting ourselves pumped by playing party music and

declaring how crazy we were gonna get.

I also sat next to Romain (who is frede's friend from France who couldn't speak danish) and started telling him that he should take advantage of his situation. He's in Denmark and speaks

Spanish, Italian and French. There is no possible way for him to not get laid in the city tonight. Haven't talked to him since Friday so i don't know if he actually found a way to fuck up and not get any. But yes after we sat and drank for a few hours i made my move up to the school wearing my cheap Jason Voorhees hockey mask and short plastic machete and met up with Stef, Luca and the friends they had brought with them. 2 of them were Asian so i finally didn't feel alone :D yeah happy dance. So we sat around a table in the school lobby discussing a many different things like Stef being accused of smoking weed as an 11 yr old in china, the fine quality of Asian/Caucasian girls and that asian people get red when they drink.

Then at some point frede and the guys from Stenhuset pop by and join us. We told Romain that he should talk with stef and luca because they also are half Italian and 2 sec into the conversation their talking about football. So after the football talk and more drink we decide to join the school

Halloween party.

And surprisingly a lot of people were dressed up. Vampires ran wild, zombies did the robot. Van Helsing hunted Mr Hyde while doctor Jeckle sat on the side drinking his beer. Cops danced with devils and prisoners.

Theres was a dancing gorilla at one point to0. Together with DJ clowns and link busting a move with a reindeer. The Joker was there too, but batman was no where to be found. He was probably deflowering the boy wonder.

Seemed like a good night and i had fun laughing at Mathias get carried home on hageko's shoulder cause he couldn't walk. But what is a BK party with out some drama?? and drama there was.

Act 1: Emil and Michella start arguing about something i dont know and care about but theres are some pushes and pulls. Voices were raised and accusations and denials were shouted and then Emil ran inside not wanting to deal with it where Michella takes of her shoes and runs after him. Its hard not to laugh when you see a zombie running away from a kinky school girl.

Act 2: is Luca getting all hyped on kicking Kochs ass and a lot of drunk guys going "yeah dude, if this goes down. I got your back" and as usual morfar going "luca calm down. why do you always have to fight." and like most of the time nothing happen because koch and his friends left.

Act 3: Was after the party up on the way to Cockern (cocktail bar) where Stef pushes the joker into a wall and makes him cry. Which leads to arguments, bitch flips and me walking home cause i felt like shit.

But all in all a strange but entertaining night :D

hope everyone else had a good time.

J-dag

I'm going to start this blog with discussing J-dag (J-day for the english people).

If you do not know what this day is, your in luck because i'm going to tell you. Denmark, having the beer loving culture that we have, has a tradition that every year on the first Friday of November at exactly 20:59 Tuborg's Julebryg(Christmas brew) is made available in bars all across the country. (For some reason it has been moved to the last Friday of October this year.) This for a lot of danes marks the start of the christmas season and is just a good reason to go out and get shitfaced and drink good danish beer. J-dag use to be held on the first Thursday of November but schools got tired of students coming to school drunk, hungover or not coming to school at all so it got moved to Friday.

J-dag has such a large effect on the population that doctors are advising us to cancel j-dag for our health. There are more people that are stopped and fined for drunk driving on J-dag then there are during new years eve. J-dag is probably the biggest party night in all of denmark. Are we danes going to cancel j-dag just for our health. Fuck no, J-dag forever!

So go out, have fun. Buy your friend a brew. Get shitfaced. Have a Happy Fucking J-DAG!!!

Joining the Blog circle

I have now decided to join the blog circle :D This blog is going to have a little of everything. Pictures i've taken, stories of legendary and hangover giving nights, rants and a lot of other things i can do when i'm bored in class.

hopefully you'll find it entertaining enough and if not.... FUCK YOU :D

let the blogging begin.