You know who sucks.... Superman

Do you know who sucks and has kind of pissed me off for quite a long time. Superman. He is just one of the most annoying super heroes out there. He has super strength and invincibility. Ive never understood the whole he also has x-ray vision, laser eyes and freezing breath thing?? Where the fuck does that come from? So he gets his powers from the yellow suns ray, yeah ok cool sound ok. But little green rocks scare the shit out of him and turn him from master of the universe to a sick man with constipation.

His whole personality is kinda douchey too, i mean if you had so much power stop being a fucking jackass and go all out some times. Theres been so many times in comics and cartoons where he gets his ass kicked and his friends get hurt and then when some ones almost about to die hes starts going "ok fine, NOW i wont hold back"

He is to much of a fucking boyscout. Get some balls and show some fucking dominace. Thats why i love the RED SON story (its about superman if he had landed in the USSR instead of the US and becomes a communist and he ends up taking over the world and becoming Big Brother. Read it, its awesome)

He also looks kinda gay. what the hell is that shitty curl he has. Go Bone Superboy already.

Dont get me started on Smallville. Ok later on in the series Clark Kent becomes cool, but hes pretty much a douche for the first few seasons. and the supporting characters kinda suck too. OMFG Lois in annoying as hell.

MARVEL is just so much better then DC.

Anyways all im saying is Superman, grow some balls and be the awesome badass you have the potential to be.

p.s. why the hell did they make a superdog ????? (o_O)